Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade
She worked the night shift
Dishwater blonde, tall and fine
She got a lot of tips

Well, earlier I'd been talkin' stuff
In a violent room
Fighting with lovers past
I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine
Dorothy was fast

Well, I ordered, "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail, I ain't too hungry"
Dorothy laughed
She said "Sounds like a real man to me"
"You're kinda cute, you want to take a bath?
(Do you want to, do you want to, bath)

Awh I said "Cool, but I'm leaving my pants on" (she say)
"'Cause I'm kind of going with someone"
She said "Sounds like a real man to me"
"Mind if I turn on the radio?"
"Oh, my favorite song" she said
And it was Joni singing "Help me I think I'm falling"

Brrring the phone rang and she said
"Whoever's calling can't be as cute as you"
Right then I knew I was through
(Dorothy Parker was cool)

My pants where wet, they came off
But she didn't see the movie
'Cause she hadn't read the book first

Instead she pretended she was blind
An affliction brought on by a witch's curse
Dorothy made me laugh (ha ha)
I felt much better so I went back
To the violent room (tell us what you did)
Let me tell you what I did

I took another bubble bath with my pants on
All the fighting stopped
Next time I'll do it sooner
This is the ballad of Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Sweet hoo hoo ooo
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Well
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Well, ohh, well, aohh


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Ballad of Dorothy Parker Lyrics as written by Prince Rogers Nelson

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    this is one of if not my favorite prince songs. i think hes in a relationship with someone and their having relationship problems. you notice that when he says..

    "Well, earlier I'd been talkin' stuff In a violent room Fighting with lovers past"

    so he went to the diner to get things off his mind. while there he met this waitress named Dorthy, who he thought was very attractive. then he says..

    "I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine Dorothy was fast". he wanted to find someone like him or someone he could relate too.

    all the while Dorthy is flirting with him really hard. then she says "sounds like a real man to me, your kind of cute, wanna take a bath? hes starting to feel bad and thinks about his previous relationship. thats why he says.. "im kindof going with someone.

    so then she says one thing that sends him over the edge, so then they have sex.

    when their done he feels alot better so he went back to the violet room- which represents his previous relationship. and then takes a bubble bath with his lover like he did with Dorthy. then he says all the fighting stops and next time he would use that method sooner.

    so basically that was his story with Dorthy Parker

    this song may have a deeper meaning than this,because prince is such a deep person but this is just my take on the song

    bossylover01on July 30, 2011   Link

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