PJ:
I'm so fucking-fucking-fucking hot!

Vincent:
I know you are, babe.

PJ:
No, it's quite hot in here.

Vincent:
Are you stupid? It is the nature of a glass house. Oh fabulous, here's Matthew and Björk.

Björk:
Hello.

Matthew:
Vincent, Polly - Good to see you.

Björk:
I'm so excited! I've never been on such an artistic and exclusive double date before. The erotic reawakening that Matthew has brought about in me... He's opened up a lot of plebeian activities that I've not... Experienced before now. I'm loving it, to do these things that aren't necessarily elfin...

Vincent:
Yea, Björk, whatever. I just want to know when you two go down, who's wearing the cloven hoof strap-on?

PJ:
Vincent! How rude! Could I weigh any less? I'm really quite shy of my weight, but I like to take on characters for performing with the use of make-up. Eye make-up and--and lipstick and--some more lipstick -- it's really quite transformative! And when I've thrown up everything I've just eaten then I feel-

Björk:
Oh, to throw up- It means what? Also, everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous? I want to know so many things. I've got a lot of money for designer clothes. I can just trudge through the desert getting my Comme des Garcons skirt all dirty and dusty... It don't matter. If hopping into a live volcano feels right, I say do it.

Matthew:
I say, khaki chinos are fine with me on the downtime, but what do you kids say to a picnic? I've got the basket in the Bentley... We could play some touch football, what do you say?

Vincent:
Hey, yeah, Matthew, we're both hot former football players. I know Björk can fight like a motherfucker, but Polly would snap- like a twig- at the smallest tackle let's put her on a hook and do some minnow fishing. Polly? Oh look, she's banging her head against the wall, and Björk's recording it

Björk:
The rhythm! It moves my insides like sunshine jelly!

Matthew:
Isn't she a darling thing?

Vincent:
When she says “jelly” it makes me think of someone's ass, and then I think-

Matthew:
How dare you, sir! That's my child woman you're speaking of!

Vincent:
Matthew, I didn't say Björk. I'm just thinking of any ass. Not even necessarily a woman; it could be my own ass. Like my ass is-

PJ:
Vincent you are an ass! You are an ass!

Matthew:
What about my ass? It's hard from sports.



Melora:
This repulsive celebrity double date has been brought to you by the Church of the Latter Day Saints.


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PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Björk song meanings
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  • +1
    General CommentRadio Saturday,
    Vincent is Vincent Gallo, the actor, musician, director, etc. he dated PJ Harvey at one time. Matthew is Matthew Barney, Bjork's steady and father of her most recent child. he's a director- he did the Creamaster Cycle and Drawing Restraint 9, which Bjork did the music for
    joshsapienon October 03, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General CommentThe band is obviously extremely out of it due to excesive ether use.
    Jazzie Phazonon March 27, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General CommentJazzie, what do you mean out of it?
    Also, it's just Melora doing all their voices right? Man, she's hilarious.

    "i want to know so many things"

    Ha!
    Brilliant!
    PeachFanon December 29, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentOh, the hilarity
    Consecratedon May 27, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWho exactly are Vincent and Matthew? I know Bjork and PJ, but the others, the men?

    I love that it's "brought to you by the Church of the Latter Day Saints, though. Heh.
    Radio Saturdayon August 07, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentBjork has kids, did not know
    dejavulaon March 24, 2007   Link

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