I never quit and I was never fired,
I made it my goal to be officially retired.
Forget freedom 55 I am free at 23.
Divorced from the workforce I am I be.

Long to the throngs that live along the east van
And I plan to live a long life of vice, strife free.
I'm always putting in work but I don't got a job,
And I ain't looking, I ain't trying to be nobody's hooker
Just chilling in a rocker feeling lots of hot flashes
The sum of my life, soul claps and cymbal crashes.
I look a little young to be old fashioned and so dashing,
Forget the cigarette, post-sex I need more action
I take naps and try to cash in on the system,
It's not like leaching when it's supplying the teaching
And when I uprock the girls flock and I take them to the sock hop
Where they all sit around and watch me rock the foxtrot.

Nice to know you here to show you you can do it too.
Send a self addressed six pack care of you know who
I've got to pull my pants up my belly button's showing
Lint is growing flowing blood is slowing down. bones are creaking.
And I ain't got teeth and I can't speak my vowels.
I take all these pills to take control of my bowels
Yo. you got some shit to say, I got shit in my pants.
And I'm deaf anyway with advanced arthritis.
And a big ol nose and wrinkles and gingivitis,
And these kids yell shit all night just to spite us
Don't make an old man go and get his shoes on.
Then drool on a futon. put my teeth in get my booze on.
I'm old and I stink but I do what I wanna,
Sitting in my rocking chair with bag of chips and marijuana.
A mug of full whiskey as I watch the sun set,
Knowing life is for the living and I ain't done yet.

I never quit and I was never fired,
I made it my goal to be officially retired.
Forget freedom 55 I am free at 23.
Divorced from the workforce I am I be.

There's little I can do there's even less I wanna show
I use vague cryptic statements when the weed starts to slow
The brain and drain the need to socialize and stabilize and localize
The vocals come from hopeful eyes their focal points the open skies.
I've learned a whole lot in my days on this earth
Caught some rays and lazed off of lavish praise I never sought
I pray to god I never let the world get the better of me
From below it looks so lonely, from above it looks so lovely
And I don't know what to call it, but I hate it, and can't control it.
I can't explain it dude and you can't hold it.
I've got issues in the fissure that I cover with a layer
Of reverb and echoes but I know it deserves better.
See I'm a setter of trends that I follow like a flightpath
I've met enough friends to know I need more guidance.
And having seen violence still it sickens me to lick wounds
And sit back and not fight still I hold back it's alright.

You want raw feeling and the seesaw of indecision,
Ask an artist why they think of yesterday's opus.
Everyone's a critic with acidic points of view,
Too scared to find love in the hateful things we do.
See the news has me losing faith in today's youth,
Cause they still don't know how to rock shows and raise the roof.
Now I'm old and golden paid the dues I'd been withholding
Now I'll never work again cause that's just the life I've chosen.


Lyrics submitted by exact

Bermuda Shorts Lyrics as written by

Lyrics © BMG Rights Management

Lyrics powered by LyricFind

Bermuda Shorts song meanings
Add Your Thoughts

1 Comment

sort form View by:
  • 0
    General Comment

    wow. i never thought song lyrics could succesfully be written in prose, but josh proves it here. this is a song that really makes me think. it's cool how he goes from cynicism in the third verse to self-deprecation in the next. i don't think there's much of a meaning to this song, most of the verses are self-explanatory.

    vulgaron March 18, 2007   Link

Add your thoughts

Log in now to tell us what you think this song means.

Don’t have an account? Create an account with SongMeanings to post comments, submit lyrics, and more. It’s super easy, we promise!

More Featured Meanings

Album art
Standing On The Edge Of Summer
Thursday
In regards to the meaning of this song: Before a live performance on the EP Five Stories Falling, Geoff states “It’s about the last time I went to visit my grandmother in Columbus, and I saw that she was dying and it was the last time I was going to see her. It is about realizing how young you are, but how quickly you can go.” That’s the thing about Geoff and his sublime poetry, you think it’s about one thing, but really it’s about something entirely different. But the lyrics are still universal and omnipresent, ubiquitous, even. So relatable. That’s one thing I love about this band. I also love their live performances, raw energy and Geoff’s beautiful, imperfectly perfect vocals. His voice soothes my aching soul.
Album art
Son Şansın - Şarkı Sözleri
Hayalperest
This song seemingly tackles the methods of deception those who manipulate others use to get victims to follow their demands, as well as diverting attention away from important issues. They'll also use it as a means to convince people to hate or kill others by pretending acts of terrorism were committed by the enemy when the acts themselves were done by the masters of control to promote discrimination and hate. It also reinforces the idea that these manipulative forces operate in various locations, infiltrating everyday life without detection, and propagate any and everywhere. In general, it highlights the danger of hidden agendas, manipulation, and distraction, serving as a critique of those who exploit chaos and confusion to control and gain power, depicting a cautionary tale against falling into their traps. It encourages us to question the narratives presented to us and remain vigilant against manipulation in various parts of society.
Album art
Dreamwalker
Silent Planet
I think much like another song “Anti-Matter” (that's also on the same album as this song), this one is also is inspired by a horrifying van crash the band experienced on Nov 3, 2022. This, much like the other track, sounds like it's an extension what they shared while huddled in the wreckage, as they helped frontman Garrett Russell stem the bleeding from his head wound while he was under the temporary effects of a concussion. The track speaks of where the mind goes at the most desperate & desolate of times, when it just about slips away to all but disconnect itself, and the aftermath.
Album art
Magical
Ed Sheeran
How would you describe the feeling of being in love? For Ed Sheeran, the word is “Magical.” in HIS three-minute album opener, he makes an attempt to capture the beauty and delicacy of true love with words. He describes the magic of it all over a bright Pop song produced by Aaron Dessner.
Album art
Blue
Ed Sheeran
“Blue” is a song about a love that is persisting in the discomfort of the person experiencing the emotion. Ed Sheeran reflects on love lost, and although he wishes his former partner find happiness, he cannot but admit his feelings are still very much there. He expresses the realization that he might never find another on this stringed instrumental by Aaron Dessner.