Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
But there's one thing I'd like to say...
Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)

It's time for everybody to have a Christmas party
Everyone but me I'll step outside boycott your office party
No secret Santa for me
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway

Cuz I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow
I'd rather stay where Frosty melts in the sun
July 4 parade
A Lynchburg lemonade
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (Now everybody sing)

Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year

Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping
Everyone but me I'll stay inside
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (Now everybody sing)

Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house
All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout
I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'
I knew that Santa would be comin' soon
On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen
I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen
And then he came down with his belly of jello
He says "where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow"
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night

Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year

Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year

Cuz I hate Christmas, I'm glad it only comes one time a year

Cuz I hate Christmas, I'm glad it only comes one time a year


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    WHAT WAS Z TALKIN' 'BOUT!?

    Christmas ROCKS!!!

    Hamson May 10, 2005   Link
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    Kool song but Christmas does rock lol

    Aliboyon September 06, 2005   Link
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    come on, as you never wants to have an "alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun" sometimes when the snow lies thick outside your door :P

    invaderon April 11, 2006   Link
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    the best song to put on the stereo on 25th dec! ;-D

    Dreffyon September 30, 2006   Link

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