There's this girl I don't know
Comes by every year or so
And if I get the mail before my mom
Then I will stay out of trouble

She'll change every year
Even pretty without beer
She doesn't care about my hair
My car, my tiny pee-pee
In the mirror

Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
Comes one time a year
Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
My Playmate of the Year

[Chorus]
She moves me
She makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
Going to my head (to my head)
I'm going to make this milky clear
(You're my) Playmate of the Year

Hello, how are you?
It's great to see you, too
Let's grab a sock
It's time to rock
And afterwords
You never want to talk

We always agree
Who's in charge here is me
We never fight
You know I'm right
It's always straight between you and me

Let me go down on this girl for a day
We can play spin the bottle
Everyone can hear her say
That I was the best that she's ever had
She could be my Playmate
And she could call me Dad

Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
She comes one time a year
Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
My Playmate of the Year

[Chorus]

Who, yeah
She's finally here
Who, yeah
My Playmate of the Year

[Chorus]

She moves me
She makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
Going to my head (to my head)
I'm going to make this milky clear
(You're my) Playmate of the Year
Playmate of the Year
Playmate of the Year


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Playmate of the Year Lyrics as written by Ali Tabatabaee Osmu

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    This sounds like an American Pie-type song to me. That being a biography of a teenage guy. This song is nothing short of hilarious.

    XkannenXon April 13, 2002   Link
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    i can't resist turning this up and singing. it's so fun and loud and great, even if it is about jerking off, i love it

    sarah3064on April 17, 2002   Link
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    so funny, but unless you actively listen to the lyrics you wont get everything. it took me a couple of times to realize the "milky clear" part. when i play it for other people and im laughing my ass off, they all think im crazy... then i tell them to listen to the lyrics. wonderful, i love it.

    CrzyGmOfPkr19on May 06, 2002   Link
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    very funny song!

    nakedapes02on May 28, 2002   Link
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    zebrahead rocks...i saw 'em in concert but this is the only i actually remember them singing

    tankgirl101on June 11, 2002   Link
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    this is awesome

    three simple wordson July 14, 2002   Link
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    this song was in dude where's my car? its so obvious that its about him jacking off to a playboy or something like that..

    freakedupstaron July 18, 2002   Link
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    'Tiny pee pee'...that' hilarious.

    Derin Earlingon March 07, 2003   Link
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    Haha, this song is funny as hell.

    JKingon April 28, 2003   Link
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    oh wow. i didnt even THINK that it was about a guy whackin off. great. cuz this guy im seein said this song was like me. so what the fuck does that mean?! HAHAHHA

    RheaSayzon May 01, 2003   Link

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