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Playmate Of The Year Lyrics
There's this girl I don't know
Comes by every year or so
And if I get the mail before my mom does
Then I will stay out of trouble
She'll change every year
Even pretty without beer
She doesn't care about my hair
My car, my tiny pee pee
In the mirror
Whoo, yehhh
She's finally here
Whoo, yehhh
She comes one time a year
Whoo, yehhh
She's finally here
Whoo, yehhh
My Playmate Of The Year
She moves me
She makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
She's going to my head
To my head
I'm gonna make this milky clear
You're my Playmate Of The Year
Hello how are you
It's great to see you too
Let's grab a sock
It's time to rock
And afterwards
You never want to talk
We always agree
Who's in charge here is me
We never fight
You know I'm right
It's always straight between you and me
Let me go down on this girl for a day
We can play spin the bottle
Everyone can hear her say
That I was the best that she's ever had
She could be my playmate
And she could call me Dad
Whoo, yehhh
She's finally here
Whoo, yehhh
She comes one time a year
Whoo, yehhh
She's finally here
Whoo, yehhh
My Playmate Of The Year
She moves me
She makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
She's going to my head
To my head
I'm gonna make this milky clear
You're my Playmate Of The Year
Whoo, yehhh
She's finally here
Whoo, yehhh
She comes one time a year
Whoo, yehhh
She's finally here
Whoo, yehhh
My Playmate Of The Year
She moves me
She makes me grow
I'm so happy and boy does it show
Now she's going to my head
She's going to my head
To my head
I'm gonna make this milky clear
You're my Playmate Of The Year
Whoo, yehhh
Playmate of the year
Whoo, yehh
Playmate of the year
This sounds like an American Pie-type song to me. That being a biography of a teenage guy. This song is nothing short of hilarious.
i can't resist turning this up and singing. it's so fun and loud and great, even if it is about jerking off, i love it
so funny, but unless you actively listen to the lyrics you wont get everything. it took me a couple of times to realize the "milky clear" part. when i play it for other people and im laughing my ass off, they all think im crazy... then i tell them to listen to the lyrics. wonderful, i love it.
very funny song!
zebrahead rocks...i saw 'em in concert but this is the only i actually remember them singing
this is awesome
this song was in dude where's my car? its so obvious that its about him jacking off to a playboy or something like that..
'Tiny pee pee'...that' hilarious.
Haha, this song is funny as hell.
oh wow. i didnt even THINK that it was about a guy whackin off. great. cuz this guy im seein said this song was like me. so what the fuck does that mean?! HAHAHHA