What If That Guy from Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys? Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Munko 

Cover art for What If That Guy from Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys? lyrics by Stephen Lynch

well, the one i have is live, not sure if there's another version...but he does an excellent impression of Billy K while singing this, it's very very funny. lol and the first line is actually "Where the f*ck are my car keys?"

the name itself is very funny...