Porcelina of the Vast Oceans Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Pyrrhic 

Cover art for Porcelina of the Vast Oceans lyrics by Smashing Pumpkins, The

anyone ready for an alternative interpretation? good.

Its been argued/confirmed/denied again multiple times over the years that Mellon Collie is a concept album based on a day in the life on a teenager. Personally, I'm inclined to agree, and as such songs like these take on a meaning to me probably a lot different to what was intended.

This song conjures up a very strong image of a typical day out for me in London. A group of mates drinking in a park, getting very sloshed and telling loads of weird and wonderful stories (there seems to be a romantic slant to this concept album idea; a teen's life mixed in with an almost medieval set of beliefs)

Basically, to me the song is one of these teens conjuring up a very weird and wonderful tale for their friends while drunk, a love poem to the toilet. Yup. He's drunk, he needs to go badly, and so he makes up a song about the 'ol porcelain. The line, "Without a care in this whole world," amusingly creates an image of him relieving himself in various public places (a fountain, a bush etc.)

Very wrong and abstract, but hey, this is what it means to me, and I know I'm a sick sick person ;)