As Father O’Blivion was mixing the batter for the Saint Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast fundraiser, he couldn’t remember why the batter was so frothy. He had stayed awake too late the night before - he forgot to watch the clock while a leprechaun (an alter boy) stroked his “smock”. It set him off in such a frenzy, his penis stiffened and burst right through his sock, topping off the pancake batter with his load. Saint Alfonzo would be proud of him and his sleazy pancakes - may the lord be with you, and with your spirit, indeed.
As Father O’Blivion was mixing the batter for the Saint Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast fundraiser, he couldn’t remember why the batter was so frothy. He had stayed awake too late the night before - he forgot to watch the clock while a leprechaun (an alter boy) stroked his “smock”. It set him off in such a frenzy, his penis stiffened and burst right through his sock, topping off the pancake batter with his load. Saint Alfonzo would be proud of him and his sleazy pancakes - may the lord be with you, and with your spirit, indeed.