The "Mexican Cousin" is him when he's drunk on tequila.
He wakes up in the morning hungover as all get out, hence not sure if it's a bed or a hearse, because he feels like he is dead.
The next day when people start calling him pissed off, he pretty much says whatever, I can't feel much worse, and if you can handle me at my worse then you aren't a true friend, so I am crossing you off my list of true friends that. The one that starts with tequila, and ends with tequila.
Saying he would rather drink tequila, his true friend, than have to deal with you being angry with him.
The "Mexican Cousin" is him when he's drunk on tequila.
He wakes up in the morning hungover as all get out, hence not sure if it's a bed or a hearse, because he feels like he is dead.
The next day when people start calling him pissed off, he pretty much says whatever, I can't feel much worse, and if you can handle me at my worse then you aren't a true friend, so I am crossing you off my list of true friends that. The one that starts with tequila, and ends with tequila.
Saying he would rather drink tequila, his true friend, than have to deal with you being angry with him.
@LostNine CAN'T handle me^
@LostNine CAN'T handle me^