After the Ball [From Show Boat] Lyrics

Lyric discussion by neil104159 

Cover art for After the Ball [From Show Boat] lyrics by Barbara Cook

My mother used to sing a parody of this song, but I can only recall fragments\n"After the ball was over\nShe took out her glass eye\nHung her cork leg on the bedpost\'\n(missing two lines at least)\nAll that was left went to bye-byes\nAfter the ball."\n\nCan anyone help with the parody?

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