Respectable Street Lyrics

Lyric discussion by damrat 

Cover art for Respectable Street lyrics by XTC

A number of these lyrics are flat-out wrong, or was there a sanitized version for British radio or something? The version I know:

Now they talk about abortion In cosmopolitan proportions to their daughters As they speak of contraception And immaculate receptions on their portable Sony entertainment centers

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Now she speaks about diseases And which sex position pleases best her old man Avon lady fills the creases When she manages to squeeze in past the caravans That never move from their front gardens

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Sunday church and they look fetching Saturday night saw him retching over our fence Bang the wall for me to turn down I can see them with their stern frown As they dispense the kind of look that says They're perfect