A number of these lyrics are flat-out wrong, or was there a sanitized version for British radio or something? The version I know:
Now they talk about abortion
In cosmopolitan proportions to their daughters
As they speak of contraception
And immaculate receptions on their portable
Sony entertainment centers
...
Now she speaks about diseases
And which sex position pleases best her old man
Avon lady fills the creases
When she manages to squeeze in past the caravans
That never move from their front gardens
...
Sunday church and they look fetching
Saturday night saw him retching over our fence
Bang the wall for me to turn down
I can see them with their stern frown
As they dispense the kind of look that says
They're perfect
A number of these lyrics are flat-out wrong, or was there a sanitized version for British radio or something? The version I know:
Now they talk about abortion In cosmopolitan proportions to their daughters As they speak of contraception And immaculate receptions on their portable Sony entertainment centers
...
Now she speaks about diseases And which sex position pleases best her old man Avon lady fills the creases When she manages to squeeze in past the caravans That never move from their front gardens
...
Sunday church and they look fetching Saturday night saw him retching over our fence Bang the wall for me to turn down I can see them with their stern frown As they dispense the kind of look that says They're perfect