Well, I been around for a long time
And I learned along the way
If you wanna go on the radio
There are words you just can't say
Now I thought hard about it
And I found a way around it
Help me go on the radio
You gotta say those words I can't
You got to sing along
To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't
Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand?
And say those words I can't?
You got to sing along
To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't
Down in Carolina
I met a girl with a nice [vagina]
So I reached down between us
And I whipped out my [penis]
We skipped right past the sucking
And got right down to [fucking]
She turned and said "I gotta ask
Will you slip it into my [ass]?"
Help me go on the radio
And say those words I can't
You got to sing along
To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't!
Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand?
And say those words I can't?
You got to sing along
To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't!
Her husband was a trucker
He was a filthy mother[fucker]
I didn't want to wrassle
With this no good stinkin' [asshole]
I heard him come through the kitchen door
But I was banging his filthy [whore]
I knew I'd end up in a ditch
If he caught me riding his [bitch]
Help me go on the radio
And say those words I can't
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't!
Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand?
And say those words I can't?
You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't!
"Mercy, please!" I told him
But he grabbed me by the [scrotum]
And he did something heinous
He exposed his [penis]
I said, "I don't mean to seem crass
But why are you buttering up your [ass]"
He said "My wife's a beard and she lured you here
Because I'm queer and I love it in the [rear]
You helped me go on the radio
By saying those words I can't
You had to sing along
To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't!
Sir and ma'm, thanks for lending a hand
By saying those words I can't!
You had to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song
The filthiest song
The dirtiest song that ain't!
Lyrics with missing words:
Well, I been around for a long time And I learned along the way If you wanna go on the radio There are words you just can't say Now I thought hard about it And I found a way around it Help me go on the radio You gotta say those words I can't You got to sing along To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand? And say those words I can't? You got to sing along To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't
Down in Carolina I met a girl with a nice [vagina] So I reached down between us And I whipped out my [penis] We skipped right past the sucking And got right down to [fucking] She turned and said "I gotta ask Will you slip it into my [ass]?"
Help me go on the radio And say those words I can't You got to sing along To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't! Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand? And say those words I can't? You got to sing along To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't!
Her husband was a trucker He was a filthy mother[fucker] I didn't want to wrassle With this no good stinkin' [asshole] I heard him come through the kitchen door But I was banging his filthy [whore] I knew I'd end up in a ditch If he caught me riding his [bitch]
Help me go on the radio And say those words I can't You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't! Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand? And say those words I can't? You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't!
"Mercy, please!" I told him But he grabbed me by the [scrotum] And he did something heinous He exposed his [penis] I said, "I don't mean to seem crass But why are you buttering up your [ass]" He said "My wife's a beard and she lured you here Because I'm queer and I love it in the [rear]
You helped me go on the radio By saying those words I can't You had to sing along To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't! Sir and ma'm, thanks for lending a hand By saying those words I can't! You had to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song The filthiest song The dirtiest song that ain't!