Lyric discussion by futatorius 

Between her rum and her Ribena - common drink for less-discerning women, also between her bum and her vagina. Mandy - A Mandrax, methaqualone, known in the US as a Quaalude. Not MDMA, which is now called mandy in some quarters. Bandy - bow-legged. Isle of Thanet - The eastern end of Kent where Ramsgate and Margate are. Hasn't actually been an island since the Middle Ages. Prannet - a nitwit. Shaped up tricky - when a footballer appears for a match in an unfit state. So, he was always in prime condition for his women. Shoeburyness - Essex estuary town not far from Southend.

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