Jubblified - wobbly.
With only half a stalk - not well-endowed either.
Omo - an old brand of detergent.
Frankie Vaughan - a bland early-60s teen idol, sort of like Pat Boone.
Giving herself a scratch - self-pleasuring.
Laid a cable - shat.
Claggy on the waggy - something sticky that's dried onto the dog's hindquarters.
O Vanitas vanitatum - "O Vanity of Vanities!" from the Book of Ecclesiastes.
Another gentleman's kippers in the grill - implying his wife is serving breakfast to another man.
Winkle - as in Wee Willie Winkle.
Jubblified - wobbly. With only half a stalk - not well-endowed either. Omo - an old brand of detergent. Frankie Vaughan - a bland early-60s teen idol, sort of like Pat Boone. Giving herself a scratch - self-pleasuring. Laid a cable - shat. Claggy on the waggy - something sticky that's dried onto the dog's hindquarters. O Vanitas vanitatum - "O Vanity of Vanities!" from the Book of Ecclesiastes. Another gentleman's kippers in the grill - implying his wife is serving breakfast to another man. Winkle - as in Wee Willie Winkle.