Lyric discussion by Dask 

Here are what seems to me to be the correct lyrics (submitted to Song Meanings so they may change to these):

Friday night and everything's right on the weekend Crazy clothes and anything goes on the weekend John got Lynn and Jim got Sue I made a date with a little old you

Off we went to make a big date on the weekend No harm done just having some fun on the weekend Cartop down, just a ridin' around on the weekend

Took a ride to Lookout Hill The view up there was sure a thrill That was all, we had a big ball on the weekend

There we were just sitting cool and cozy I just had time to steal a little kiss A police with a flashlight tried to nose in He said, "Holy Mackerel there, what is all this?"

No harm done just having some fun on the weekend Took a chance on a-crashin' a dance on the weekend We were almost inside the place And somebody slammed the door in my face "Hey you guys, you gotta wear ties on the weekend"

Crazy clothes and anything goes on the weekend That was all we had a big ball on the weekend.

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