Creature Comforted Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Ignoreland 

Cover art for Creature Comforted lyrics by Local H

I think the mystery lyric might be "cellphone nation". I'm just not sure whether it fits with the time frame of when this song was released (2002). I know cell phones existed in the '90s, but I'm just not sure how prevalent they were overall to warrant the phrase. But then, I lived in a more rural area at the time, so perhaps we were just late adopters because we lacked the infrastructure to support them sooner.