The seven little flagellates have long since been eaten
Snow White lies in her coffin, forever dead
And the dwarves make another bank.
The wishing-table makes me sick
And the land of plenty only comes with
lap-band
Hans in Luck has depressions
And injects narcotics.
Snow White bleeds and
Rose red turns pale
The Frog King drowns in the
Swimming pool
Romeo is gay
And Julia's sister unfortunately is
Lesbian
William Tell has shot his little Walter
And Rumplestiltskin rumbles with
Stiller Has
Santa Claus is a pedophile
And the Easter Bunny is a pit bull
And Pinocchio slowly cokes
himself to death
Free Willy is just sushi on my plate
And Frau Holle lets it snow for the Medellin cartel
Scrooge McDuck is poor on welfare
The little fairy is always angry
And the good king in exile earns far too little
And all the angels are walking the streets today
And the poor devil has to go to therapy
And the brownies have a sick day
And that Farmhand Rupert is a pig...
The stork is taking all the little children
But I still believe in fairy tales
But I still believe in fairy tales
And Sleeping Beauty stopped sleeping
two weeks ago
Because I'm the wolf, the evil goat eater
Hansel and Gretel lie smoking in the pan
The Little Mermaid is a
spoiled cod
And the golden cow shits deficits
And the happy ending is a tragedy
And Christmas is cancelled, Joseph has
confessed it all
When the witch is to witch,
she uses rescue remedy
And Winnetou weeps for any
minorest of wounds
The Bambi is sadomasochistic
The Pope is a communist
And the little prince got his doctorate
counterfeit
The seven little flagellates have long since been eaten Snow White lies in her coffin, forever dead And the dwarves make another bank.
The wishing-table makes me sick And the land of plenty only comes with lap-band
Hans in Luck has depressions And injects narcotics. Snow White bleeds and Rose red turns pale The Frog King drowns in the Swimming pool Romeo is gay And Julia's sister unfortunately is Lesbian
William Tell has shot his little Walter And Rumplestiltskin rumbles with Stiller Has Santa Claus is a pedophile And the Easter Bunny is a pit bull And Pinocchio slowly cokes himself to death
Free Willy is just sushi on my plate And Frau Holle lets it snow for the Medellin cartel Scrooge McDuck is poor on welfare The little fairy is always angry And the good king in exile earns far too little And all the angels are walking the streets today And the poor devil has to go to therapy
And the brownies have a sick day And that Farmhand Rupert is a pig... The stork is taking all the little children But I still believe in fairy tales But I still believe in fairy tales And Sleeping Beauty stopped sleeping two weeks ago Because I'm the wolf, the evil goat eater
Hansel and Gretel lie smoking in the pan The Little Mermaid is a spoiled cod And the golden cow shits deficits And the happy ending is a tragedy And Christmas is cancelled, Joseph has confessed it all
When the witch is to witch, she uses rescue remedy And Winnetou weeps for any minorest of wounds The Bambi is sadomasochistic The Pope is a communist And the little prince got his doctorate counterfeit
All the angels are walking the streets today...