Yes "No Surprise" was written about when they were signed & yes the girl he mentions, is indeed Eliza & the song is also about the hatred he always had for Eliza, because he caught her with a strap-on dildo on top of Joe Perry doing him doggie style & she screamed out it should be "No Suprise" that Joe was a switch- hitter...
Yes "No Surprise" was written about when they were signed & yes the girl he mentions, is indeed Eliza & the song is also about the hatred he always had for Eliza, because he caught her with a strap-on dildo on top of Joe Perry doing him doggie style & she screamed out it should be "No Suprise" that Joe was a switch- hitter...