Soup on my head lets me command an army of lemurs, llamas, leopards, and lycanthropes - in fact, anything beginning with the letter "L" BRING IT ON!!!
Soup on your head makes you SEXY
Soup on my head allows me to disappear in a wisp of mystic smog in times of peril! For example when confronted by enraged pinemartens. HAVE SOME OF THAT!
Soup on my head allows me to dive to a depth of 1000 metres, where I wrestle Giant Squid with my bare hands. BOOYAH!
Soup on my head allows me to achieve 20,000 years of technological progress and transcend humanity within a single afternoon! BADABING!
Soup on my head lets me command an army of lemurs, llamas, leopards, and lycanthropes - in fact, anything beginning with the letter "L" BRING IT ON!!!
Soup on your head makes you SEXY
Soup on my head allows me to disappear in a wisp of mystic smog in times of peril! For example when confronted by enraged pinemartens. HAVE SOME OF THAT!
Soup on my head allows me to dive to a depth of 1000 metres, where I wrestle Giant Squid with my bare hands. BOOYAH!
Soup on my head allows me to achieve 20,000 years of technological progress and transcend humanity within a single afternoon! BADABING!