Many of us have been in this situation - a date with a beautiful woman who we've been trying to work up the courage to ask out for weeks...and now that the momentous occasion has arrived, you realize that she is nothing but a pretty face, with the conversation skills and personality of a "plate of soft-shelled crab".
Or as the Harvard Lampoon once observed, "Rest assured that a walk through the ocean of most people's souls would scarcely get your feet wet."
Many of us have been in this situation - a date with a beautiful woman who we've been trying to work up the courage to ask out for weeks...and now that the momentous occasion has arrived, you realize that she is nothing but a pretty face, with the conversation skills and personality of a "plate of soft-shelled crab".
Or as the Harvard Lampoon once observed, "Rest assured that a walk through the ocean of most people's souls would scarcely get your feet wet."