There was a hilarious interview that went something like this—all said completely deadpan, with a straight face:
Q: Do you realize that million miles won't even get you to Mars?
A: Well, Oliver did write a billion, but after I accidentally recorded "million", he said it sounded better.
Q: But a billion miles still only gets you to Saturn. The nearest stars are 20 trillion miles away. Floating through the galaxy, you're talking about quadrillions of miles at least.
A: But how far is it to another happy place?
Q: According to MapQuest, you must go to at least Ontario, Canada, and it cannot give directions under the ocean.
There was a hilarious interview that went something like this—all said completely deadpan, with a straight face:
Q: Do you realize that million miles won't even get you to Mars?
A: Well, Oliver did write a billion, but after I accidentally recorded "million", he said it sounded better.
Q: But a billion miles still only gets you to Saturn. The nearest stars are 20 trillion miles away. Floating through the galaxy, you're talking about quadrillions of miles at least.
A: But how far is it to another happy place?
Q: According to MapQuest, you must go to at least Ontario, Canada, and it cannot give directions under the ocean.
A: Well, that's less than a million miles, right?