This is about how Simon could not do up his own shoe laces until he left school. At school a girl who liked him would do them for him. But after they left, they drifted apart (as did the laces)
Simon wore flip flops for a bit then saw the girl again on the bus. He asked if they could hook up but she realised he only wanted her for her knotting skills. So she told him to ahem....get knotted.
This is about how Simon could not do up his own shoe laces until he left school. At school a girl who liked him would do them for him. But after they left, they drifted apart (as did the laces)
Simon wore flip flops for a bit then saw the girl again on the bus. He asked if they could hook up but she realised he only wanted her for her knotting skills. So she told him to ahem....get knotted.