Its about when Tom went to Iraq and a wise bloke showed him a map and a compass.
But Tom thought he was lying and tried to escape. He fled into a small gap and then got bored so he shrugged at some beggars but never bothered asking if that was ok.
Then he goes to the dentist. Who takes his tooth out, leaving a gap. He pops into duty free on the way home to get some out of date perfume.
He gets home and his Mrs is crying coz she thinks there's a ghost. Tom tells her about the map and the compass and the stuff in Iraq.
Its about when Tom went to Iraq and a wise bloke showed him a map and a compass.
But Tom thought he was lying and tried to escape. He fled into a small gap and then got bored so he shrugged at some beggars but never bothered asking if that was ok.
Then he goes to the dentist. Who takes his tooth out, leaving a gap. He pops into duty free on the way home to get some out of date perfume.
He gets home and his Mrs is crying coz she thinks there's a ghost. Tom tells her about the map and the compass and the stuff in Iraq.