I renounce wholeheartedly
in this extreme oath of renunciation
that which I reject so strongly
uncompromisingly unrepentant
unforgiving and stubborn
I renounce with unwavering politeness
in this solemn refutation
this most earnest rejection
I shall not invalidate
that which I state irreversibly
but I state it so gently
that you cannot resent me
for this humble request of my company
so with time left permitting
and while we're still sitting
may I please have another cup of tea?
A version that's a little easier to parse:
I renounce wholeheartedly in this extreme oath of renunciation that which I reject so strongly uncompromisingly unrepentant unforgiving and stubborn I renounce with unwavering politeness in this solemn refutation this most earnest rejection I shall not invalidate that which I state irreversibly but I state it so gently that you cannot resent me for this humble request of my company so with time left permitting and while we're still sitting may I please have another cup of tea?