And it's about how she must be a Darren Shan vampire in disguise ("She bought a couple rounds and I got the feeling, she could really handle alcohol") because Darren's vampires can handle alcohol longer than humans, and The Little People and Evanna are able to drink it without getting drunk at all. If Nickelback have ever read these stories, they're probably foaming at the mouth after reading this.
And it's about how she must be a Darren Shan vampire in disguise ("She bought a couple rounds and I got the feeling, she could really handle alcohol") because Darren's vampires can handle alcohol longer than humans, and The Little People and Evanna are able to drink it without getting drunk at all. If Nickelback have ever read these stories, they're probably foaming at the mouth after reading this.