They could be making fun of Darren Shan because he made vampires look more human, they eat and drink other things as well as blood, he let them see humans as equals instead of food, and Gasp his vampires are not the beautiful vampires that Stephanie Meyer and her ilk write about! They are ugly and scarred because of the battles they fight in! However, he fails to realize that VAMPIRES CAN LOOK HOWEVER THE AUTHORS WHO WRITE ABOUT THEM WANT THEM TO LOOK! They can be badass like Dracula, emo like Edward Cullen, vegan like Draculaura from "Monster High", hate the whole species like Blade, join circuses like Larten Crepsley and Darren Shan, go to school like Darren, the Cullen kids, Draculaura, Vladimir Todd, Rosemarie Hathaway, et al., be born that way like Evanna Tiny, or be blooded, transformed, or turned (depending on the author you read) later in life.
They could be making fun of Darren Shan because he made vampires look more human, they eat and drink other things as well as blood, he let them see humans as equals instead of food, and Gasp his vampires are not the beautiful vampires that Stephanie Meyer and her ilk write about! They are ugly and scarred because of the battles they fight in! However, he fails to realize that VAMPIRES CAN LOOK HOWEVER THE AUTHORS WHO WRITE ABOUT THEM WANT THEM TO LOOK! They can be badass like Dracula, emo like Edward Cullen, vegan like Draculaura from "Monster High", hate the whole species like Blade, join circuses like Larten Crepsley and Darren Shan, go to school like Darren, the Cullen kids, Draculaura, Vladimir Todd, Rosemarie Hathaway, et al., be born that way like Evanna Tiny, or be blooded, transformed, or turned (depending on the author you read) later in life.