Dude (Looks Like A Lady) Lyrics

Lyric discussion by WordHerder 

Cover art for Dude (Looks Like A Lady) lyrics by Aerosmith

I went into a bar "cruising" for casual sex And encountered a person who was somewhat of a local celebrity, since their picture was prominently displayed by the door Immediately I lusted for this person I have heard lust is a sin, but I don't care (this won't be the first time I've done something like this)

The attraction was mutual, so we started to fool around backstage at the bar Before I had the chance to get to third base, he exposed himself and tried to ejaculate on me

So now I never know whether I'm about to bed a man or a woman Considering I don't take the time to get to know them Beyond their physical appearance But I will certainly check next time

Nevertheless, with this person I was already turned on So we might as well go somewhere to finish having sex Turn the other cheek, so I can get my pleasure too This could go on all night

My Interpretation

@WordHerder Great job, well put, golf clap.