If George Strait Starts Dancin' Lyrics

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Cover art for If George Strait Starts Dancin' lyrics by Cledus T. Judd

It's about a country purist who wants his country singers to just stand there and sing when they perform. He apparently doesn't like all the trappings that make concerts fun. I'm surprised that he didn't mention Garth Brooks and Carrie Underwood swinging into the audiences like they're monkeys.

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