I have read "homages to the 70s and 80s", but never seen a real analysis of this song. Like most Steely Dan songs, it isn't as simple as it seems and a lot of the references are obscure even in the age of the internet.
Glamour Profession is about the misadventures of SPECIFIC LA folks with illegal drugs.
FIRST STANZA:
The "6:05 - Outside the stadium" verse refers to Pittsburgh Pirate Dock Ellis' no-hitter against the San Diego Padres on June 1, 1970. Supposedly he had flown to LA to try LSD and came back STILL under the influence at 6:05, when the game started at San Diego Stadium. The basketball references are there to obscure just WHOM Steely Dan are talking about. And Dock Ellis was a high school basketball star in Gardena, California.
Maybe they got Ellis some cocaine from a local dealer to get him amped up to play. And this dealer had a type of mobile car phone (which would have used the Dial system) on the Con-Tel Bell affiliate.
So the first stanza is clearly about the ball player Dock Ellis.
SECOND STANZA:
The "Jack with his radar, stalking the dread moray eel" is a reference to Jack Carlton Reed, a pilot and distributor for Carlos Lehder cocaine transports during his heyday. On some flights, it was said Jack would check the radar constantly to see if they were being followed or intercepted. The flights at the time in question would have been when Lehder was operating at Norman's Cay, and small Bahamian island he bought for it's proximity to the United States (and lack of drug enforcement presence) and then chased off the residents.
But the song isn't about Jack. If you want more on him, read the book Buccaneer by MayCay Beeler. It is about LA DJ Russ O'Hara.
Russ O'Hara was a popular DJ for LA radio station KROQ and well known for introducing stars as they went onstage at local LA concerts. In 1978, he met Jack Carlton Reed and started flying for Jack in a Piper Navajo for "adventure". At one point in 1980, he even quit being a DJ to work full time for Jack and Carlos, flying drugs into Norman's Cay. Russ got the full 'Norman's Cay experience', even videoing Carlos and company having fun on the island. The only thing that soured Russ on the experience was a sexual tryst he observed between his girlfriend, Reed and Reed's girlfriend Michelle. Which (according to Steely Dan) he watched from the darkness.
After testifying against Carlos Lehder and Jack Reed, O'Hara went back to spinning records - in 1981 at KRLA.
Second stanza is about disc jockey Russ O'Hara.
THIRD STANZA:
The third stanza starts differently than the rest. After the refrain, there is the "Hollywood, I know your middle name" part that is sung by background singers. Fagan jumps in on the "..That's my claim to fame" line.
From that part, we know this stanza is about someone big in Hollywood. Someone who eats (or can afford to eat) at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills and hobnob with the stars. An agent? A producer? A movie executive?
In 1980, former Paramount movie executive Robert Evans, his brother Charles Evans and his brother-in-law Michael ("Jive Miguel") were set up in an FBI sting to buy and traffic cocaine. Robert ended up making an anti-drug commericial funded by Charles as part of his sentencing.
Third and last stanza is about the movie producer Robert Evans.
So these three successful guys all get involved in the drug business when it was 'the next big thing' and glamourous...get burned and get out.
Most of the information is obscured to NOT mention these folks by name because they were BIG names when Gaucho came out. (And who wants law suits and the like.) What is pure genius is HOW obscured they were; I've seen posts where folks are talking about Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson and the like - when that definitely isn't the case. Or some where they say the song just talks about the drug culture in L.A.
The thing about this song is that it is both incredible and credible at the same time!
(Totally awesome, right?)
@Hoops McCann I will go out on a limb and guess that based on your username you are a big Dan fan!
@Hoops McCann I will go out on a limb and guess that based on your username you are a big Dan fan!
I have such great memories of this tune... even though at the time it was 11 years after Gaucho's release, the LP sounded as crisp as any current release -- then or now! I can recall it like yesterday, my best friend and I driving from NYC back to NJ after partying all night (circa summer 1991).
I have such great memories of this tune... even though at the time it was 11 years after Gaucho's release, the LP sounded as crisp as any current release -- then or now! I can recall it like yesterday, my best friend and I driving from NYC back to NJ after partying all night (circa summer 1991).
I wasn't a virgin but was practically one as the only experience I ever had previously was with my high school sweetheart; and...
I wasn't a virgin but was practically one as the only experience I ever had previously was with my high school sweetheart; and we had double-dated with a cute north jersey guido chick I had met the previous week and her friend. After drinking ourselves stupid in the Village, we ended up back at their place in Montclair late night and I got so laid (again, I have to emphasize how sex was still really new to me at the time, was a late bloomer and the girl was fine as hell and far more experienced than my comparably inexperienced high school gf.)
I fondly remember my friend driving us back down the Garden State Parkway, mid-morning, puffing a J and listening to Gaucho... and I just recall how great I felt, how pleasurable Glamour Profession specifically sounded, we didn't say a word, just kinda smiling and nodding to each other as the end jam cruised into the fade... good times, man... good times.
@jazzamezza Amazingly, the person I thought it was, Robert Evans, died a couple of days ago. If you follow the logic of the song and one of the first lines I wrote, everyone mentioned in the song is an LA insider; someone who was not only well known, but moved in LA circles. Although Steely Dan isn't above some misdirection, Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson never played for an LA team or got into any legal trouble over dealing cocaine in Hollywood. So although it might fit - I think it is the late Mr. Evans, not the self-named...
@jazzamezza Amazingly, the person I thought it was, Robert Evans, died a couple of days ago. If you follow the logic of the song and one of the first lines I wrote, everyone mentioned in the song is an LA insider; someone who was not only well known, but moved in LA circles. Although Steely Dan isn't above some misdirection, Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson never played for an LA team or got into any legal trouble over dealing cocaine in Hollywood. So although it might fit - I think it is the late Mr. Evans, not the self-named "Hollywood" Henderson.
I have read "homages to the 70s and 80s", but never seen a real analysis of this song. Like most Steely Dan songs, it isn't as simple as it seems and a lot of the references are obscure even in the age of the internet.
Glamour Profession is about the misadventures of SPECIFIC LA folks with illegal drugs.
FIRST STANZA:
The "6:05 - Outside the stadium" verse refers to Pittsburgh Pirate Dock Ellis' no-hitter against the San Diego Padres on June 1, 1970. Supposedly he had flown to LA to try LSD and came back STILL under the influence at 6:05, when the game started at San Diego Stadium. The basketball references are there to obscure just WHOM Steely Dan are talking about. And Dock Ellis was a high school basketball star in Gardena, California.
Maybe they got Ellis some cocaine from a local dealer to get him amped up to play. And this dealer had a type of mobile car phone (which would have used the Dial system) on the Con-Tel Bell affiliate.
So the first stanza is clearly about the ball player Dock Ellis.
SECOND STANZA:
The "Jack with his radar, stalking the dread moray eel" is a reference to Jack Carlton Reed, a pilot and distributor for Carlos Lehder cocaine transports during his heyday. On some flights, it was said Jack would check the radar constantly to see if they were being followed or intercepted. The flights at the time in question would have been when Lehder was operating at Norman's Cay, and small Bahamian island he bought for it's proximity to the United States (and lack of drug enforcement presence) and then chased off the residents.
But the song isn't about Jack. If you want more on him, read the book Buccaneer by MayCay Beeler. It is about LA DJ Russ O'Hara.
Russ O'Hara was a popular DJ for LA radio station KROQ and well known for introducing stars as they went onstage at local LA concerts. In 1978, he met Jack Carlton Reed and started flying for Jack in a Piper Navajo for "adventure". At one point in 1980, he even quit being a DJ to work full time for Jack and Carlos, flying drugs into Norman's Cay. Russ got the full 'Norman's Cay experience', even videoing Carlos and company having fun on the island. The only thing that soured Russ on the experience was a sexual tryst he observed between his girlfriend, Reed and Reed's girlfriend Michelle. Which (according to Steely Dan) he watched from the darkness.
After testifying against Carlos Lehder and Jack Reed, O'Hara went back to spinning records - in 1981 at KRLA.
Second stanza is about disc jockey Russ O'Hara.
THIRD STANZA:
The third stanza starts differently than the rest. After the refrain, there is the "Hollywood, I know your middle name" part that is sung by background singers. Fagan jumps in on the "..That's my claim to fame" line.
From that part, we know this stanza is about someone big in Hollywood. Someone who eats (or can afford to eat) at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills and hobnob with the stars. An agent? A producer? A movie executive?
In 1980, former Paramount movie executive Robert Evans, his brother Charles Evans and his brother-in-law Michael ("Jive Miguel") were set up in an FBI sting to buy and traffic cocaine. Robert ended up making an anti-drug commericial funded by Charles as part of his sentencing.
Third and last stanza is about the movie producer Robert Evans.
So these three successful guys all get involved in the drug business when it was 'the next big thing' and glamourous...get burned and get out.
Most of the information is obscured to NOT mention these folks by name because they were BIG names when Gaucho came out. (And who wants law suits and the like.) What is pure genius is HOW obscured they were; I've seen posts where folks are talking about Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson and the like - when that definitely isn't the case. Or some where they say the song just talks about the drug culture in L.A.
The thing about this song is that it is both incredible and credible at the same time! (Totally awesome, right?)
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@Hoops McCann I will go out on a limb and guess that based on your username you are a big Dan fan!
@Hoops McCann I will go out on a limb and guess that based on your username you are a big Dan fan!
I have such great memories of this tune... even though at the time it was 11 years after Gaucho's release, the LP sounded as crisp as any current release -- then or now! I can recall it like yesterday, my best friend and I driving from NYC back to NJ after partying all night (circa summer 1991).
I have such great memories of this tune... even though at the time it was 11 years after Gaucho's release, the LP sounded as crisp as any current release -- then or now! I can recall it like yesterday, my best friend and I driving from NYC back to NJ after partying all night (circa summer 1991).
I wasn't a virgin but was practically one as the only experience I ever had previously was with my high school sweetheart; and...
I wasn't a virgin but was practically one as the only experience I ever had previously was with my high school sweetheart; and we had double-dated with a cute north jersey guido chick I had met the previous week and her friend. After drinking ourselves stupid in the Village, we ended up back at their place in Montclair late night and I got so laid (again, I have to emphasize how sex was still really new to me at the time, was a late bloomer and the girl was fine as hell and far more experienced than my comparably inexperienced high school gf.)
I fondly remember my friend driving us back down the Garden State Parkway, mid-morning, puffing a J and listening to Gaucho... and I just recall how great I felt, how pleasurable Glamour Profession specifically sounded, we didn't say a word, just kinda smiling and nodding to each other as the end jam cruised into the fade... good times, man... good times.
@Hoops McCann How can you say that ''Hollywood - I know your middle name'' isn't referring to Thomas ' Hollywood' Henderson ?
@Hoops McCann How can you say that ''Hollywood - I know your middle name'' isn't referring to Thomas ' Hollywood' Henderson ?
@jazzamezza Amazingly, the person I thought it was, Robert Evans, died a couple of days ago. If you follow the logic of the song and one of the first lines I wrote, everyone mentioned in the song is an LA insider; someone who was not only well known, but moved in LA circles. Although Steely Dan isn't above some misdirection, Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson never played for an LA team or got into any legal trouble over dealing cocaine in Hollywood. So although it might fit - I think it is the late Mr. Evans, not the self-named...
@jazzamezza Amazingly, the person I thought it was, Robert Evans, died a couple of days ago. If you follow the logic of the song and one of the first lines I wrote, everyone mentioned in the song is an LA insider; someone who was not only well known, but moved in LA circles. Although Steely Dan isn't above some misdirection, Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson never played for an LA team or got into any legal trouble over dealing cocaine in Hollywood. So although it might fit - I think it is the late Mr. Evans, not the self-named "Hollywood" Henderson.
@Hoops McCann I don't usually go for detailed overinterpretations of song lyrics, but this is plausible and informative!
@Hoops McCann I don't usually go for detailed overinterpretations of song lyrics, but this is plausible and informative!