Chemistry Class Lyrics

Lyric discussion by tommyg831 

Cover art for Chemistry Class lyrics by Elvis Costello

The "you" and "I" are the same - Elvis talking about some guy in first and third person. Taking orders from the kingpin - duh, talking about the male organ. Guy is a joker who tries to please people by goofing around, and fantasizes about the girl. Disappointed though - I thought it was "Beauty's not a virgin but you take it on the chin."