Lyric discussion by ghostmanon3 

Cover art for Teleport lyrics by Man Overboard

I believe this song is about a guy who is either in a long distance relationship or the girl he likes lives far away from him, and he tries to devise some plans to meet her, but because of the distance he is afraid things won't be able to work. So he just wishes that both him and her were able to teleport to each other so that way the distance won't strain their relationship.

My Interpretation