I think I like the blow-up doll theory the most, just because of the hilarious implications...
"Stop seducing me, blow-up doll!!! I have to go to work! No! Don't look at me like that! My boss is going to fire me, blow-up doll!"
So, essentially:
BLOW UP DOLL
WAT R U DOING
BLOW UP DOLL
STAHP
I think I like the blow-up doll theory the most, just because of the hilarious implications... "Stop seducing me, blow-up doll!!! I have to go to work! No! Don't look at me like that! My boss is going to fire me, blow-up doll!" So, essentially: BLOW UP DOLL WAT R U DOING BLOW UP DOLL STAHP