Italian Leather Sofa Lyrics

Lyric discussion by ersatz13 

Cover art for Italian Leather Sofa lyrics by Cake

after many weeks of pondering i have figured out the meaning

its about a woman who owns lots of vibrators. this italian leather sofa is a metaphor for an xxl leather vibrator. when she gets what she wants, she puts it in a tray in the freezer. her husband doesnt notice the sofa is gone because he is an island. also his gold watch is also a fake vagina that he uses to stimulate himself. when her ship comes in it takes her to the vibrator store. the store is in the ocean so nobody knows shes buying vibrators