Lyric discussion by farmanimalsroc 

Cover art for Let It Spill lyrics by Los Campesinos!

"A Bela Guttman of love, curse all my exes to a life of celibacy" = absolute gold!

This is not my interpretation, rather one from http://rock.rapgenius.com/Los-campesinos-let-it-spill-lyrics that explains this life PERFECTLY.

"Béla Guttmann was a famed Hungarian football (soccer) player and manager from the 1920s through to the 1970s. He rarely stayed at a club as a manager for more than two seasons, and is also said to have left a curse on Benfica after they refused to give him a pay rise, despite twice winning the European Cup.

Gareth is saying he’s like Guttman, but for love not football — he not only rarely stays in long term relationships, but then curses his exes once he leaves them so they are celibate from then on."

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