The Mighty Fall Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Dickmunch 

Cover art for The Mighty Fall lyrics by Fall Out Boy

I think this song is about how Patrick Stump was pooping once. He dropped a massive log and the burger he was eating also fell, but in slow motion. Then he realized that Big Sean existed, as Big Sean burst in and saved his burger. Then Big Sean saw his watermelone sized poop and said that the FALL must have been MIGHTY, because there was toilet water everywhere. Then Patrick and Pete wrote a song about it, and they called it The Mighty Fall.

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