The New Shampoo Lyrics

Lyric discussion by hornytheclown 

Cover art for The New Shampoo lyrics by Electric Six

I get the feeling this is about someone realizing they are guy, because they get aroused watching shampoo commercials with beefy guys washing their hair. The same thing happens at the gym.

Not sure if the garbled lyrics after the second chorus is "We've, we've come a long way" or "Wet, wet, covered all wet." Both make sense.

The last stanza brings up vanity. I think he becomes obsessed with being like the guys in the shampoo commercials too and wants his hair to be perfect.

I meant GAY not guy.