Hmm... No one's going to mention that lines 7-10 are about masturbation? Read between the lines, folks!
Lines 11-12, "Sometimes it makes me want to laugh / Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath," are about the narrator's attitude toward his own situation (loneliness, yearning for this girl). Sometimes he has a good sense of humor about it, with maybe a bit of self-pity. But other times, he has mood swings and feels suicidal.
The rest is basically a love song. He wants to take her on a date and not be left alone.
Hmm... No one's going to mention that lines 7-10 are about masturbation? Read between the lines, folks!
Lines 11-12, "Sometimes it makes me want to laugh / Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath," are about the narrator's attitude toward his own situation (loneliness, yearning for this girl). Sometimes he has a good sense of humor about it, with maybe a bit of self-pity. But other times, he has mood swings and feels suicidal.
The rest is basically a love song. He wants to take her on a date and not be left alone.