Lyric discussion by Jonbot 

Cover art for Accident and Emergency lyrics by Lucy Wainwright Roche

I saw Lucy sing this live in London, Royal Concert Hall.

The story behind the song is that she went on a date with someone from London and things took a turn for the worse he had to be taken to hospital. She ended up having to phone the guy's parents and explain what had happened. 'Hi I'm Lucy, I dated your son. He's had an accident and you'd better come to hospital'.

Phone call breaks through Still night, I'm sorry to wake you We're on floor two Fulham Palace Avenue

Something like that. Turns out he was ok in the end. Sounds like a fun date.