Lyric discussion by shumster 

Cover art for F.F.A.P. lyrics by Here We Go Magic

I think this is about a man who accidentally fathers a child. The singer calls this man a "freak fucking ape pervert" for "trying to squeeze where [his] chubby dont" (basically, making fun of him for not being able to keep it in his pants) now, this man can't do anything but love this kid and hope it ends up living a life that he wanted.

My Interpretation