Lyric discussion by MilkManMike 

Cover art for If I Had A Tail lyrics by Queens of the Stone Age

Correct lyrics taken from the ...Like Clockwork Double LP:

Gitchy, gitchy Oo la la Da doo run run You wont get far

I'm machine I'm obsolete The land of the free Lobotomy

I wanna suck I wanna lick I wanna cry I wanna spit

Tears of pleasure Tears of pain They trickle down your face the same It's how you look Not how you feel A city of glass with no heart

If I had a tail I'd own the night If I had a tail I'd swat the flies

Gitchy, gitchy Oo la la Da doo run run You won't get far

Animals in the midnight zone When you own the world, you're always home Get your hands dirty, roll up them sleeves Brainwashed or true believers? Buy flash cars Diamond rings Expensive holes to bury things

I'm machine, obsolete In the land of the free Immortality

If I had a tail I'd own the night If I had a tail I'd swat the flies

See me dance along the scars? See me dance?

cry sure sounds like grind

@MilkManMike update the lyrics instead of simply posting them here please