I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home Lyrics

Lyric discussion by OriginalSIn4Ever 

Cover art for I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home lyrics by David Frizzell

I always thought this lyric "When the Ham's bear say's its closing time, you won't have far to crawl." was "When the hound's bare scent it's closing time, you won't have far to crawl.".