After listening to this song for 17 hours straight confuzzled. The true meaning of the song finally hit me. It's about a woman eating an ice cream cone in her back yard with her boyfriend. When suddenly he pushes her in the pool, getting her completely soaking wet. He then jumps in with her, steals her ice cream cone and starts licking and eating it. The woman then swears profusely at him for stealing her ice cream. Afterwards they start to play Marco Polo, and every time her boyfriend catches her she screams. She then realizes that since she was pushed in involuntarily, she is now stuck with very moist clothing as well as a ruined ice cream cone. She breaks up with him the following day after beating the shit out of him. THE END.
My ex did this to me. He yelled "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MOIST BABY" and pushed me in the pool. I was pissed so I tied him to the bed and shoved my ice cream cone up his ass.
My ex did this to me. He yelled "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MOIST BABY" and pushed me in the pool. I was pissed so I tied him to the bed and shoved my ice cream cone up his ass.
After listening to this song for 17 hours straight confuzzled. The true meaning of the song finally hit me. It's about a woman eating an ice cream cone in her back yard with her boyfriend. When suddenly he pushes her in the pool, getting her completely soaking wet. He then jumps in with her, steals her ice cream cone and starts licking and eating it. The woman then swears profusely at him for stealing her ice cream. Afterwards they start to play Marco Polo, and every time her boyfriend catches her she screams. She then realizes that since she was pushed in involuntarily, she is now stuck with very moist clothing as well as a ruined ice cream cone. She breaks up with him the following day after beating the shit out of him. THE END.
My ex did this to me. He yelled "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MOIST BABY" and pushed me in the pool. I was pissed so I tied him to the bed and shoved my ice cream cone up his ass.
My ex did this to me. He yelled "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MOIST BABY" and pushed me in the pool. I was pissed so I tied him to the bed and shoved my ice cream cone up his ass.