I Wouldn't Kick Her Out of Bed for Eating Crackers Lyrics

Lyric discussion by IllToast2That 

Cover art for I Wouldn't Kick Her Out of Bed for Eating Crackers lyrics by Killwhitneydead

LOL. The last time I heard someone say (to me) "I wouldn't kick her out of bed" was when my gay roommate introduced me to his gay female friend who had little class. (She also poisoned an entire college event by putting a lot of THC in the tins of brownies she made:). Anyway, it's about a female telling a guy (or gal) that he cannot have her. He never can. He just doesn't have it in him. And even if he did, he'd be miserable. Just wouldn't have that ego boost he needs.