Smelly Cat Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Xavier624 

Cover art for Smelly Cat lyrics by Phoebe Buffay

I believe this is a song about the Illuminati trying to control the coffee house industry. 'They never take you to the vet, you know you're not their favorite pet' is obviously a reference to the secret disdain for the independent coffee shop owner with his folksy amateur musicians dropping by and the Illuminati's desire to put all coffee drinking and folk singing under its control.

My Interpretation