Lasso Lyrics

Lyric discussion by MissyPhat 

Cover art for Lasso lyrics by Phoenix

It's pretty obvious that "Lasso" doesn't mean "asshole", it means "fatso" as in:

Where would you go, where would you go with a fatso?
Could you run into, could you run into, could you go and run into me?

He totally wants to be hit, because he has low self esteem, and he can't break up with her. But he knows he's a fatso and she's going to leave him for a totally hotter dude, but she'll be lonely. Everyone knows fatsos have tons more personality and they are just more fun to be around.

She's gonna regret leaving her little fatso.

You know this is the true meaning behind lasso, but the singer can't actually say it because it's not politically correct.