Lyric discussion by flappedjack 

Cover art for Closer lyrics by Tegan and Sara

I'm the type who WON'T get oh so critical (per common sense when thinking about the lyrics - who would want to get with Mr or Ms Hypercritic? - and the official lyric video http://youtu.be/w7MNGPmrlW0)

You can read the lyrics on that link you posted and it says WILL. They're pretty good at stating stuff that does not make them ideal partners.