Lord Byrons' Luggage Lyrics

Lyric discussion by dpsolo802 

Cover art for Lord Byrons' Luggage lyrics by Warren Zevon

I'd say this is the finest "ode to my dick" song ever written, but it goes well beyond that, this is a song sung from the perspective of the man's johnson. Quoting the Maestro, "I had a little friend named Mr. Johnson, he wants to be like, he rose to the heights of his profession, and he was hardon his friends and family."

He had a lot of luggage, for sure!