If You Really Loved Me Lyrics

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Cover art for If You Really Loved Me lyrics by Tim Minchin

OK, the lines I had laughed at were lyrics on another site. I'm confused (a typical occurrance) because these lines are missing from above (and they are a hoot). To hell with tax returns...

And if you love me just a modicum You’d softly rub my perineum And stick your finger up my bum As I’m about to cum I’ve heard that it’s acceptable and reasonably fun Not that I would want you to But hypothetically it’s something you might do If you loved me unconditionally Like letting me video you while you wee Assuming there’s nothing worth watching on TV

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