Hmmmmm...I haven't been drunk since I slept on the sidewalk in front of a club down on Main Street in Seattle. Then I slept on a side street. Then I slept on top of a parking meter. Then I slept in my truck. Then I slept in my neighbor's driveway. Then I slept on my neighbor's driveway. Then I slept in my driveway. Then I slept as my soon-to-be ex dragged me inside the house. Then I slept in my bed. Then I was embarrassed. Hmmmmm...I guess that's not too closeted, so I must have lost my mind. I thought...
Hmmmmm...I haven't been drunk since I slept on the sidewalk in front of a club down on Main Street in Seattle. Then I slept on a side street. Then I slept on top of a parking meter. Then I slept in my truck. Then I slept in my neighbor's driveway. Then I slept on my neighbor's driveway. Then I slept in my driveway. Then I slept as my soon-to-be ex dragged me inside the house. Then I slept in my bed. Then I was embarrassed. Hmmmmm...I guess that's not too closeted, so I must have lost my mind. I thought so. That woman needs to poke a stick in her eyes so her love doesn't show. She reallly is a fruitcake, ya know. Has to be 'cause he has no sense of humor, is a dirty rat much of the time, and long ago went over to the dark side for the cookies.
Sounds as though she must have lost her mind. Either that or she's a closeted lush :)
Hmmmmm...I haven't been drunk since I slept on the sidewalk in front of a club down on Main Street in Seattle. Then I slept on a side street. Then I slept on top of a parking meter. Then I slept in my truck. Then I slept in my neighbor's driveway. Then I slept on my neighbor's driveway. Then I slept in my driveway. Then I slept as my soon-to-be ex dragged me inside the house. Then I slept in my bed. Then I was embarrassed. Hmmmmm...I guess that's not too closeted, so I must have lost my mind. I thought...
Hmmmmm...I haven't been drunk since I slept on the sidewalk in front of a club down on Main Street in Seattle. Then I slept on a side street. Then I slept on top of a parking meter. Then I slept in my truck. Then I slept in my neighbor's driveway. Then I slept on my neighbor's driveway. Then I slept in my driveway. Then I slept as my soon-to-be ex dragged me inside the house. Then I slept in my bed. Then I was embarrassed. Hmmmmm...I guess that's not too closeted, so I must have lost my mind. I thought so. That woman needs to poke a stick in her eyes so her love doesn't show. She reallly is a fruitcake, ya know. Has to be 'cause he has no sense of humor, is a dirty rat much of the time, and long ago went over to the dark side for the cookies.
FYI: If you cannot laugh at yourself than you REALLY have issues.
FYI: If you cannot laugh at yourself than you REALLY have issues.
Yeah that's rather drunk...
Yeah that's rather drunk...