Shoot the Sexual Athlete Lyrics

Lyric discussion by jcovarru 

Cover art for Shoot the Sexual Athlete lyrics by Belle & Sebastian

I love this song, like so many other B&S songs from the earlier days. (The new ones are ok too, but a bit too polished for my taste.)

In this case, I can't quite figure out the overall story of the song. Maybe lots of "in-jokes". Mainly it's the poetry and imagery of the words and stanzas that I enjoy so much. And of course the musical setting.